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【RF】打电话的段子

说明:如题,两个RF打电话的段子~


段子一


Reese拿起手机按下快速拨号键,熟悉的拨号声后一个声音响起:


“Hello, you've reached Harold Wren at Universal Heritage Insurance. I'm currently out of the office. Sorry, I'm not available.”


“I know you're not there, Finch,”Reese摸了摸闻声而来的Bear,“but it's always good to hear your voice.”


段子二


“你好,这里是Harold Finch,号码相关问题请按1,Shaw的零食问题请按2,计算机101请按3,对于工作问题投诉请按4,John Reese请按0. 本号码无人工服务。”


Reese轻车熟路地按了0.


“请回答设定问题的答案。”


“18厘米。”


“确认。即将转入人工服务。”


“米斯特李斯你把设定问题改成什么了?!”


“以你对我的了解应该能猜到的,Harold.”


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